Alison Gold Is Done Celebrating “Chinese Food,” Gets Roofied In Weird Video For “ABCDEFG”

Alison Gold is one of those post-Justin Bieber/Rebecca Black aspiring pop star types who is looking to hit it big via the interwebs. Her first effort was the vaguely racist ode to egg rolls and wonton soup, “Chinese Food,” the video for which featured her creepy producer, Patrice Wilson, bouncing around in a panda suit. The video for her latest song, “ABCDEFG,” has Wilson in an even creepier role as a guy at a club who keeps putting mysterious “potions” in Gold’s drink as she sings about the alphabet with a bunch of Muppets. “Sesame Street” this is not. I doubt Jim Henson would approve. [Fishwrapper]