“Teen Mom” Cautionary Tale Amber Portwood Is Out Of Prison

  • “Teen Mom”‘s Amber Portwood got out of prison today and is now subjected to random drug screening. The mom of four-year-old Leah is currently on parole after 16 months in jail for violating probation for drug possession. Here’s wishing her and her kiddo the best for her recovery! [US Weekly]
  • Eddie Cibrian called rumors that he and LeAnn Rimes plan to split “absurd.” I know you were worried.  [US Weekly]
  • A “Full House” sequel could be in the works. Not sure how they’re going to make that happen unless they offer the Olsen twins a gazillion dollars per episode each. [Perez Hilton]
  • RIP society: Kendall Jenner just turned 18 and the porno offers are rolling in. [TMZ]
  • Here’s Claire Danes posing topless in Interview and talking about “Homeland” and bipolar disorder. [Interview Magazine]
  • Lydia McLaughlin, the least insane cast member on “The Real Housewives of Orange County,” is leaving  to focus on her own reality show about running Beverly Hills Lifestyle magazine instead. [US Weekly]
  • Courtney Love confessed she got a face lift at 35. It was all Goldie Hawn’s idea. [Daily Mail UK]
  • “How I Met Your Mother” will do an episode entirely in rhyme, because someone has a lot of free time on their hands. [Eonline]
  • Here’s Benedict Cumberbath’s Chewbacca impression.  You’re welcome. [io9]
  • Why aren’t there more plus-sized children’s clothes? Good question. [The Gloss]

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