Great Wedding Alternatives: Ask A Horse To Be Your Bridesmaid

Let’s be honest, being on both sides of the bridesmaid game can be super annoying. It’s hard to say no when a friend asks you to be part of her special day and before you’ve even marked the date on your calendar, you’ve been asked to spend $1,000  on an awful burgundy dress and gold heels that you’ll never, ever wear again. On the bride’s side, I can only imagine that it must be irritating to have bitches whining and moaning about having to get their nails polished Ballet Slipper pink and the other, long list of simple list of requirements you’ve given them.

Fuck it all! Simplify everyone’s life by getting a bridesmaid who doesn’t need dress, who never talks back and who doesn’t need to be taught how to keep pace when walking down the aisle.

Bride Alex Wells got it right when she asked her thoroughbred horse Toffee to be her bridesmaid. 

“Toffee is part of the family and is so important to me, I even asked her permission to get married,” said the 28-year-old.

Luckily, Toffee gave her blessing! And Alex’s now husband, Graham Sales, had no choice but to approve of the bridal party arrangement for fear of offending the horse. Toffee looked lovely, and didn’t whine (whinnied, maybe) once about wearing her purple bridle and matching purple ribbons on her mane. And that’s how you do a drama-free wedding folks. [Daily Mail UK]