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Coupled But Don’t Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO

Coupled But Don't Have Kids? You Might Be DINK Or A DILDO
Better To Be A DILDO Than A Clown Person

In this video, Lauren Cook and Kurt Braunohler explain how adult people don’t have to be “baby people” — they can be DINKS (double income, no kids) and DILDOS (double income, large dog owners). It’s annoying to bubble baby a baby, but putting a large dog in a Baby Bjorn that’s CUTE. So, if you don’t want to become a clown person who only talks about poop, you might want to consider becoming a DILDO. Unfortunately, I’m currently a SINK, although I hope to become a DINK in the near future, and someday, a DILDO. [Buzzfeed]

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