Charlie Sheen Has The Nerve To Criticize Someone Else’s Parenting

  • Remember Charlie Sheen? He rang up TMZ to complain about ex-wife Brooke Mueller — you know, the one he allegedly threatened with a knife? He called his twin sons’ mom “evil” and a “whore” and ranted, “She’s as awful a parent and a person as you can possibly draw up.”  To be fair, she is a drug addict and isn’t such a hot parent. But has he looked in the mirror lately?! [TMZ]
  • “Saturday Night Live” producer Lorne Michaels has finally addressed criticism that there has not been a black woman cast member on the show in six years. In an interview with the AP, Michaels said, “It’s not like it’s not a priority for us. It will happen. I’m sure it will happen.” [Huffington Post]
  • Oh, and here are Kerry Washington’s “SNL” promos for this weekend. Can’t wait! [The Jane Dough]
  • Lindsay Lohan was paid over $50,000 to host a Halloween party at a casino but she was so late — surprise! — that they want their money back. [TMZ]
  • Portia de Rossi on coming out: “I didn’t want to be a lesbian.” [Eonline]
  • A new musical about Jesus made entirely from Britney Spears’ songs? We’re there. [SPIN]
  • Tatyana Ali from “Fresh Prince Of Bel Air” and Issa Rae have launched a YouTube series called “Black Actress.” [Clutch Magazine]
  • On the struggle for “Masters Of Sex” to portray sexuality smartly in a sleaze-clogged TV era. [New York Times Magazine]
  • Golden retriever puppy cam? Yes, please!  These pups are training to be service dogs by a charity in Connecticut called Educated Canines Assisting with Disabilities. [Huffington Post]
  • Hanky Panky has sued Victoria’s Secret for ripping off products in their “After Midnight” lingerie line.  [New York Daily News]
  • Why Barney Stinson’s ‘cheerleader effect’ as explained by “How I Met Your Mother” is actually true. [Neatorama]

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