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Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of October 28-November 4, 2013

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Scorpio (October 23-November 21): This week will give you what you’ve been waiting for. So trust the universe, as it’ll give you a boost of something magical and custom made for you. Yes, a plot twist will come from out of nowhere and will have you resizing expectations once again. Sometimes you do get what you ask for, and this time, it’ll be better than you imagined.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Living in the moment will hardly seem possible when the past comes back in a tsunami wave of visuals. Whether it’s dreams, pictures or actual people that appear, feel free to get lost in the reverie. There is a calorie-free sweetness to the nostalgia now, so don’t worry about licking it up, as there will be no consequences to weigh you down.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): The tables will turn on a romantic friendship that seems to always stall out when things get good. However, this time, you’ll be over it — and of course, just as you waiver, your object-of-affection will grasp on a bit tighter. Despite feeling like you should have a more “never say never” attitude, this time, speed will count as much as accuracy.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Love and money don’t always have to be a point of contention. So, don’t make assumptions about how you deal with both now. Although you do struggle with your hippie and materialistic tendencies, this week, it can all add up for you if you want it to. Yes, it’ll be about putting in the right two cents to buy your peace of mind now.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re not emotionally unreasonable. If anyone is telling you that now, they obviously don’t get you and are likely not a big dreamer. While sometimes working together with your opposite can work for you, that’s not the case now. Seek support that is given eye-to-eye, as there is nothing about you that needs to change, no matter what someone else wants you to think.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You can smell condescension a mile away and can play that game with the best of them. However, why waste time on petty a-holes that look to get off in such banal ways? Sure, you’re the sign of war, but battles that don’t challenge you are hardly worth it — even for your ego. After all, sometimes it’s what you don’t say that best shows off your valor.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Venus is your planet and having a keen eye for beauty is what excites you. Luckily, this week, your view’s grace will match its substance, putting you onto a new level of discovery. However, instead of just focusing on the obvious, dive into the depths of what lies beneath, because an infinite source of connections will be yours for the taking.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): Get a grip on your priorities and charge ahead. If you are what you say, be that. Relying on anyone else to validate you will only weaken your confidence in the long run. So, don’t play the victim now, not even as a ploy to manipulate, because a little bit of toxic thinking can be more dangerously potent than you think.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Hold your horses, as the romance in your life is going to get way more intense and will make you feel as if you need to commit on the spot. Not that this has to mean a ring-on-the-finger kind of commitment, but if you’re going to try something new out, you have to be willing to throw yourself fully into it and see what becomes of it, good and bad. Yes, time for fight or flight.

Leo (July 23-August 22): There’s nothing wrong with closing the doors on reality for a few days to get drunk, bone away and get groceries delivered like you’re a shut-in. Let yourself get messy if you want to. There is nothing a few days of slobbery can’t cure, in terms of putting you back into full glamour mode. Sometimes you just have to dive deep into your own beast to emerge as your best beauty.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Your inner potty mouth rebel will be out and about this week, setting you off on a rampage of decadence and deceit. Not that you lie on purpose, but with surges of emotion happening at odd times, they way you come across can be misleading. Of course, all is fair in love and war, so if there are casualties now, as long as it’s not you, keep moving it along.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Having irrational fears is part of being human, but to let them get the best of you to the point where you avoid circumstances that can help you, is a self-sabotaging cop-out and everyone will know it. So, save face and jump into making a larger emotional investment in you future. Sure, safety will be a slippery slope, but the strength is in you — just don’t get lazy.

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