Miley Cyrus Claims She Saved The VMAs — Plus, Angelina Jolie May Get $50 Million Book Deal

  • Miley Cyrus is on the cover of Cosmopolitan and tells the mag that without her, the VMAs would have been “bad.” She went on: “They would have been missing something. The show was kind of making fun of how serious the pop industry is.” [Celebuzz]
  • Stop what you’re doing immediately and check out this cat dressed as Benedict Cumberbatch for Halloween. I call him … Benekitten Cumberpussy! Hee hee! [The Mary Sue]
  • Model Doutzen Kroes says she knows that she’s part of an industry that contributes to young women having low self-esteem thanks the impossible standards of perfection set by uber tall, thin models, Photoshop, etc. Sometimes she feels “guilty” about it. Just not enough to, you know, quit. [Bliss Tree]
  • Three U.S. publishers are reportedly fighting for the rights to Angelina Jolie’s memoir, which could earn her a cool $50 million payday. WHAT. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris were super original and dressed up as Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke for Halloween. [The Stir]
  • Should you get a prenup? Here are four things for professional women to consider. [Your Tango]
  • Being inside your mother’s womb isn’t just cozy and warm — some crazy shit happens in there before you’re born, like… [Cracked]
  • Gossip tidbit that I wish I never read: Justin Bieber allegedly banged a Panamanian prostitute, who said the Biebs asked her if she wanted “all of his semen.” [The Blemish]
  • President Obama’s Twitter and Facebook were hacked by a Syrian pro-Assad group. [Newser]