And The Winner Of Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Is…

Katie Oldenburg / October 28, 2013

Down For The Count!

Pervy vampire beat out a human-sized vagina, a man with a penis that also acted as a ring toss, a flasher, a large vibrator and oh-so-much more, earning him the title of the Most Fucked Up Halloween Costume!

Let this be a lesson: Halloween costumes resembling and/or drawing attention to genitals probably won’t go over well with anyone. Leave your large labia at home this October 31 and opt for, say, something of the sexy fast food or animal variety instead.

Oh, and be safe all you scandalous dinosaurs.

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