Parents Posted This Sign To The Thief Who Stole Their 2-Year-Old Son’s Pumpkin

Two-years-old is too damn early to learn that sometimes people are mean for no reason. Alas, people can be terrible. A Redditor posted this sign that one of his neighbors put up for the person who stole his kid’s jack-o-lantern. The sign reads:

To the person who stole my son’s pumpkin:

Thank you for the life lesson. This will teach him that sometimes people are mean for no reason and you have to brush it off.

Because my son is 2-yrs-old and cannot this read sign, I will add:

You are an asshole.

Sounds about right.  (Of course, some might say the kid was asking for it by not keeping his pumpkin indoors.) [Reddit via Happy Place]