Johnny Weir Retires From Figure Skating

  • Figure skater Johnny Weir has retired from skating and will cover the 2014 Olympics in Sochi, Russia for NBC — despite the country’s discrimination against gays. [US Weekly]
  • Pauly D has never met his six-month-old daughter and is not too pleased the baby’s mother, whom he hooked up with in Las Vegas, posted a picture of the kid online sitting in a high chair surrounded by with $100 bills. Cute kid, though! [TMZ]
  • Ben & Jerry’s has added a Will Ferrell flavor called “Ron Burgundy’s Scotchy Scotch Scotch.” [Splitsider]
  • Only Chelsea Handler could get Reese Witherspoon to laugh at her drunken arrest ordeal. [Eonline]
  • A “Beetlejuice” sequel?!?! [Entertainment Weekly]
  • “Masters Of Sex” has gotten renewed by Showtime. Whoo hoo! [TIME]
  • Meet all seven of Prince George’s fancy godparents. Yes, that’s more godparents than originally reported.  [People]
  • Janeane Garofalo has been cast on a new scripted show on Bravo, “The Girlfriend’s Guide To Divorce.” [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Here’s Macklemore reflecting on success and the concept of “selling out.” [Macklemore]
  • Ever wondered what the actresses behind the voices of Disney’s princesses look like? [Neatorama]
  • A sleepy baby squirrel! A sleepy baby squirrel! A sleepy baby squirrel! [Jezebel]
  • Tori Spelling has opened up about how her last pregnancy left her bedridden for 50 days with placenta previa. [Eonline]
  • Former Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss got arrested in Nevada while driving around stoned and possessing four ounces of weed. [TMZ]
  • Here’s a roundup of news anchors saying “Yeah, baby!” after the news that Mike Myers is expecting a child. [Laughing Squid]

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