Both equally repulsive and offensive Halloween costumes, my initial knee-jerk reaction to both the human ring toss costume and sex costume would be to crotch-kick the person wearing them. Unfortunately, doing so would likely land me behind bars— an ironic twist to my “Orange Is The New Black” costume.
Instead, let’s just vote on which Halloween costume is more WTF?!
In case you missed it, here’s how our WTF?! Halloween Costume Bracket Tournament works.
For the next several days, The Frisky will share two polls a day, where you’ll be able to vote for the most WTF?! Halloween Costume (a.k.a. Halloween Costumes Least Likely To Get You Laid).
There will be 7 face-offs:
2) Battle #2 (October 22)
3) Battle #3 (October 23)
4) Battle #4 (October 23)
5) Semi-Finals Round 1 (October 24)
6) Semi-Finals Round 2 (October 24)
7) Final Duel (October 25)
Voting for the final duel will remain open through the weekend of October 26-27, and the winner of the WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle will be announced on Monday, October 28.
Didn’t get to vote for our first battle: the vibrator vs. the vagina? Click here to get in on the action. Then, vote in the above duel above and stay tuned for the next battle round tomorrow.
Happy seriously f*#ked up Halloween, y’all.