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Our WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle Begins With A Vibrator And A Vagina Masquerading As A Man In A Canoe

Something happens to Halloween when you become an adult.

The holiday is no longer a night known for trick-or-treating, sugar highs and precious children dressed up as fairy tale characters. Instead, doom and dread take over as you retire your “skanky” [insert noun here] costume, and in turn, prepare yourself to be offended by the costumes you’ll encounter outside of the safe bubble you call home.

I won’t lie. Some of the costumes you’ll witness next week, worn by actual adult humans, will be offensive— some even repulsive. To prevent you from instinctually punching/cursing/upchucking when you come in contact with one of them, we’re kicking off the festivities with a WTF?! Costume Battle.

Here’s How It Works: For the next four days, The Frisky will share two polls a day, where you’ll be able to vote for the most WTF?! Halloween Costume (a.k.a. Halloween Costumes Least Likely To Get You Laid).

There Will Be 7 Face-Offs:

1) Battle #1 (October 22)

2) Battle #2 (October 22)

3) Battle #3 (October 23)

4) Battle #4 (October 23)

5) Semi-Finals Round 1 (October 24)

6) Semi-Finals Round 2 (October 24)

7) Final Duel (October 25)

Voting on the final two costumes left standing will remain open through the weekend of October 26-27, and the winner of the WTF?! Halloween Costume Battle will be announced on Monday, October 28.

First Up: The Human Vibrator vs. The “Little Man In A Canoe” (who looks an awful lot like a vagina). Vote in our poll above to kick-off the competition and stay tuned for another battle later today!

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