NBC Puts “Parks And Recreation” On Hiatus, Proves It Has Poop For Brains

  • THE HELL. NBC has apparently decided that “Parks and Rec” is too funny for the network or something, because they’ve put the show on an unannounced hiatus through most of the rest of the year. Ron Swanson’s face speaks for us. [The Mary Sue]
  • Disney princesses dressed as superheros for Halloween? Yes please! [Tres Sugar]
  • Kim Kardashian says she hasn’t been going crazy trying to lose her baby weight because she’d rather be chillin’ with daughter North. [The Stir]
  • Speaking of Kim K., it’s her 33rd birthday so here are 33 of her most profound quotes. Example of what we mean by ‘profound’: “I hate it when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.” [College Candy]
  • “Grey’s Anatomy” hottie Jesse Williams says he would be down to play Christian Grey in the “Fifty Shades” movie, now that Charlie Hunnam has dropped out. Hey, I wanted this guy to play Finnick in “Catching Fire” and no one listened to me, so I’m staying out of this one. [Your Tango]
  • Oh fantastic, noted astrologer Susan Miller promises that late-December will bring even more metaphorical astrological hell fire into your life, as if this month hasn’t been horrid enough! [Celebuzz]
  • I knew that Reese Witherspoon’s daughter Ava was her spitting image, but I did not realize until right this second that her son Deacon looks a hell of a lot like a young Ryan Gosling (not Ryan Phillippe, his real father). Not calling into question his paternity, obvs, just noting the resemblance. Anyway, carry on! [Socialite Life]