I Cannot Wait For Vanity Fair’s “Epic Takedown” Of Gwyneth Paltrow
Martha Stewart’s undermining non-endorsement of Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle guru aspirations is just the beginning; Vanity Fair will soon publish what some are describing as an “epic takedown” of the actress/foodie with a cover story that Paltrow declined to participate in. Vanity Fair editor in chief Graydon Carter told The Times of London that Gwyneth “forced his hand” by telling her famous friends in an email last month not to cooperate with the magazine on the feature. “Also, I recommend you all never do this magazine again,” GP added in the email, as quoted by The New York Times.
Apparently Gwyneth, who has (willingly) appeared on the cover of the magazine before, didn’t like the negative tenor of recent VF profiles of Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt and was worried she would be portrayed in a bad light as well. But it sounds like once Carter and Co. found out that Paltrow was steering her friends and colleagues away from working with the magazine on the piece — or on anything at all — they decided to go full steam ahead with their takedown.
“Some famous people believe that they live in a cone of celebrity that protects them,” Carter told the Times of London. “But it doesn’t really exist any more in LA unless they stay in. I mean, you can be a well-known movie star and go decades without getting an embarrassing picture in a magazine just by leading a quiet, normal life.”
But what could VF possibly have on Paltrow? Was Martha right to hint that GP may not be authentic? Does she just sit on her couch all day gorging on gluten? Is her produce not organic?! Does she not recycle? Is she having a torrid affair with Mario Batali? I’m dying to know. Share your theories on Gwyneth’s dirty secrets in the comments!