WTF: Is Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food” The Next “Friday,” Only Totally Offensive?

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 15, 2013 - 9:39 am

Listen, I love to go to the mall and gorge on Panda Express as much as the next MSG-addicted person, but this is too much. Behold, tween Alison Gold’s ode to chow mein and egg rolls, “Chinese Food.” Ark Music Factory co-founder Patrice Wilson —  the guy who brought us Rebecca Black and her shit hit song “Friday” — wrote the song and appears in the video, rapping in an “Asian accent” and dressed up like a panda bear, all while Gold sings and little geishas prance. It’s all so wrong. But also it made me hungry. [Huffington Post]