Lauren Conrad Is Gettin’ Hitched!

Amelia McDonell-Parry | October 14, 2013 - 10:34 am
  • Lauren Conrad — of “Laguna Beach” and “The Hills,” two of my favorite most pointless shows ever — is engaged to William Tell. Congrats, kids. [E! Online]
  • Anonymous graffiti artist Banksy apparently was selling pieces of his work — for a mere $60 a pop — on the sly near Central Park this weekend as part of his artist in residency. If you scored one, holler at us! I wanna see! [NY Daily News]
  • Favorite totally bullshit rumor of the day: Kris Jenner wants to set up not-even-divorced daughter Khloe Kardashian with Drake. [Bossip]
  • Robin Thicke is now saying his vaguely-rapey summer jam, “Blurred Lines,” is actually about his wife Paula Patton. “I wrote it about my wife. She’s my good girl,” he said in his usual icky fashion. “And I know she wants it because we’ve been together for 20 years.” [Fishwrapper]
  • Camille Grammar — from “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” and one of Kelsey Grammer’s many ex-wives — revealed she was diagnosed with endometrial cancer and had a hysterectomy. [Us Weekly]
  • Kylie Minogue and her boyfriend of five years have split. Was he not down with doing the loco-motion? God, that’s gonna be the worst/best joke I tell all day. [Us Weekly]
  • “Bachelor” Sean Lowe and his fiancee, Catherine Giudici, have set a wedding date! I still don’t think these two will last but what the hell do I know. [People]
  • In honor of what would have been Lenny Bruce’s birthday, here are 10 comedians on their right to be offensive. [Flavorwire]
  • Pharrell Williams is a married man! He apparently married Helen Lasichanh back in Augusr. Mazel tov! [People]
  • And Rose McGowan got married too. Geez, is there something in the water? [People]