Selena Gomez Says Her Butt Isn’t Big Enough To Land Drake

Ami Angelowicz | October 11, 2013 - 5:30 pm
  • Selena Gomez’s ass isn’t large enough for Drake to date. Because men date asses and not people? [Celebuzz]
  • To celebrate National Coming Out Day, let’s stop asking our gay friends how they came out because they’re over it. [Newser]
  • We’ve got a stage five testicle squeezer on our hands. She’d be perfect for Miley’s porn, “Wrecking Balls.” [Huffington Post]
  • Scientists have discovered a “happy marriage” gene. Making an appointment with a geneticist ASAP. [Nerve]
  • You and your lover might want to consider one of these humpworthy Halloween costumes. That was a joke about camels, people. [Em & Lo]

  • Here are the essentials, sex toy beginners. Vibes and lube, vibes and lube. It should be a song. [Betty Confidential]
  • First date sex is one of those things that seems great at the time, but don’t forget how it can screw you over the next morning. [Uptown Magazine]
  • Required reading for all men: tips for becoming a sex god. Step one. Hit the gym. [Ask Men]
  • In honor of Matt Bomer’s birthday, look at pictures of his naked torso. [Socialite Life]
  • Here are some SHOCKING secrets your lady might be keeping from you. [TruTV]