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Penis Dunking Is The Weirdest Post-Sex Cleanup Method We’ve Ever Heard Of

Penis Dunking Is The Weirdest Post-Sex Cleanup Method We've Ever Heard Of

Sex messes can be kind of a pain to clean up, but I think most people get the hang of it after a while. Soap, water, baby wipes, tissues and maybe a towel and some hydrogen peroxide if period sex has been had. One Mumsnet user has come up with a method far more unorthodox for post-sex clean up. She calls it “penis dunking”:

“We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me. Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?”


As you might imagine, the  comment chain was legendary with responses like, “That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.” Turns out, she’s right, the penis dunking method is strange. God forbid one of them should wake up thirsty in the middle of the night and drink from the penis beaker. [Mumsnet via Buzzfeed]

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