When the cat’s away, the mouse will play. Unless you padlock the mouse’s pants shut so she can’t cheat on you. Or go to the bathroom.
Police in the Mexican state of Veracruz removed a padlock from a 25-year-old woman’s blue jeans after she came to them in “excruciating pain” from not being able to go to the bathroom. Why did she have a lock on her pants, you ask? Her 40-year-old boyfriend Jose Antonio padlocked her pants shut, so she wouldn’t be able to cheat. Romance!
Antonio has reportedly padlocked his girlfriend’s pants shut for the past 12 years, claiming he doesn’t trust her to be faithful. (Yes, he began the relationship with her when she was 13. All kinds of wrong.) The woman was too afraid to cut her jeans off herself, and, presumably, to leave her abusive boyfriend. She refused to press charges when Antontio was taken into custody by police — perhaps a sign that she accepts this abusive relationship as status quo.
Antonio has since signed a promise to the police not to build his own chastity belts. I’m sure that’ll do it.
Email me at Jessica@TheFrisky.com. Follow me on Twitter.
[Image of lock and key via Shutterstock]