If we were to rate how excited we are for tonight’s “American Horror Story: Coven” premiere on a scale from one to 10, it’s up there with the possibility of a “Friends” reunion, the moon landing, my mom’s meatloaf and the black hole that will hopefully one day absorb Justin Bieber, coming in at a whopping 99+.
In case you didn’t catch that, we are PUMPED.
So what does this mean? Live Tweeting! We’ll be watching and tweeting along as Jessica Lange plays the headmistress at Miss Robichaux’s Academy for Exceptional Young Ladies, AKA training school for girls who find out they’re witches. And who wouldn’t want to test out their spells and powers alongside Gabourey Sidibe? She’s fucking awesome.
Tune in to FX at 10 p.m. for the premiere and head over to @TheFrisky on Twitter, where our Editor-in-Chief Amelia will be watching and witching right along with ya!
We’ll see you and your hairy chin warts then.
Disclaimer: We recommend using the restroom before watching the show, as you very well may pee and/or crap yourself as “AHS” is notoriously freaky as fuck.