There’s A Crazy Poop Bandit On The Loose At Yale

Poop bandits can strike anywhere, at any time — from the shared bathrooms of your office building, to campus of Yale. According to the The Yale Daily News, someone who goes by the moniker “Yale Poopetrator” has been going number one and number two in unattended dryers and, on Friday at 3:35 a.m., sent out an anonymous email alerting the student body to his/her latest act of poop banditry — a clothesline full of shit-smeared garments. After the jump,  the electronic clue that the YP  left behind to help solve the case.

From: Copro Philiac <[email protected]>
Date: Fri, Oct 4, 2013 at 3:35 AM
Subject: Airing some dirty laundry…
[email protected]

Last time, promise. :)

Forever yours,


Hmm. Coprophilia is an abnormal interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement. And airing some dirty laundry? OK. I’m stumped. As a Gawker commenter theorized: “James Franco.” It’s not out of the realm of possibility. Or it could be chocolate pudding… [Gawker]