Miley Cyrus Wanted To Go Topless At The VMAs

  • Miley Cyrus tried to go topless during the VMAs, of course. But MTV put the kibosh on that humdinger of an idea because this isn’t Eastern Europe. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Old folks in Scottsdale, Arizona are disgruntled about a window display at the consignment store My Sister’s Closet featuring Halloween costumes of Miley and Robin Thicke’s VMAs performance. “If I wanted to look like that little girl, I would shop at The Whore Store,” huffed one old lady. Burn! [Perez Hilton]
  • Chelsea Handler and hotelier Andre Balazs are dunzo. Again. [People]
  • New couple alert! “Masters Of Sex” star Michael Sheen is dating VH1’s “Morning Buzz” host Carrie Keagan. [US Weekly]
  • Brooke Shields dished about a dickish remark her ex-husband Andre Agassi made while they were going through their divorce. [TMZ]
  • Queen Latifah offered a job to the woman who made the “I quit!” viral resignation video, Marina Shifrin, on her show. Hmm, maybe the whole thing wasn’t a PR stunt. [Madame Noire]
  • “Are we broken?” Fifteen couples on not having sex. []
  • Five nail myths busted! [Hello Giggles]
  • Lamar Odom told TMZ photogs he can get sober from his alleged crack cocaine addiction without going to rehab. Hmm. [TMZ]
  • Alanis Morrisette has called the allegations against her by a former nanny that she never paid overtime “hurtful and cruel.” [People]
  • The actress who played Hannah Horvath in Huster’s “Girls” parody porn, “This Ain’t Girls XXX,” speaks. [TIME]

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