Random Dude Entered Hanson’s Tour Bus, Spat On Zac Hanson

  • EW!  Zac Hanson got spat on by some random guy who climbed onto their tour bus in Seattle. The bro got kicked off as soon as he was discovered, but not before he hawked a loogie on Zac.   [People]
  • Government shutdown confusing you? Allow Ryan Gosling and Kate Upon to explain. [Gawker]
  • Kristen Bell has joined the cast of “Parks & Recreation” as Leslie Knope’s younger, blonder nemesis. [Jezebel]
  • How to make your own BDSM sex toys, explained in comic book form. [Bitch Magazine]
  • A major character on “The Simpsons” is going to die. Not Lisa! Please, no, not Lisa! [The Mary Sue]
  • “Saturday Night Live”/”Deuce Bigelow: Male Gigolo” star Rob Schneider whined that he hasn’t worked in seven years because of Democrats. Huh? [Raw Story]
  • Jackson Rathbone from “Twilight” married his girlfriend/baby mama Sheila Hafsadi, a burlesque dancer, this weekend in Malibu. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • 50 Cent addresses his reputation that for being homophobic. [The Wrap]
  • What do celebrity sex tape stars really get paid? [Fox News]
  • Check out the cover of Ron Burgundy’s “memoir,” Let Me Off At The Top: My Classy Life & Other Musings. [The Atlantic]
  • Kimberly Perry from The Band Perry is engaged to Toronto Blue Jays catcher J.P. Arencibia. Congrats! [People]

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