I’m So Disappointed That Dolce & Gabbana’s $4,150 Crown Is Sold Out

In the context of fashion, the term “aspirational” only goes so far. A $500 pair of shoes, a $1,000 dress, a $2,000 purse: these things are aspirational, to be sure. But a $4,150 Dolce & Gabbana gold-plated Swarovski crystal crown? That veers straight off the track of aspirations and directly into “fucking ridiculous” territory. Which is not to say that it isn’t pretty — it’s gorgeous — and that I wouldn’t purchase it immediately should I happen to find $4,150 in between my couch cushions tonight while I’m watching “Chopped.” Oh, wait, I couldn’t. It’s sold out. Now what am I going to do with all 16,660 of these quarters?! [Net-a-porter]