Evening Quickies: Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Ashley Horn Has $25,000 In Surgery To Look More Like Lindsay

  • It’s bad enough that Lindsay Lohan’s estranged half-sister Ashley Horn shares the same DNA as their dad, Michael Lohan. But according to In Touch, this poor girl has actually sunk $25,000 into plastic surgery to better resemble her celebrity sis. [In Touch]
  • Clarissa explains it all about how Melissa Joan Hart used to love Ecstasy, mushrooms and mescaline. [Life & Style Mag]
  • “Sandwich boyfriend” isn’t the only example of the desperate lengths some lonely home chefs will go to. Here’s a guide to using food to get an engagement ring (not advised). [How About We]
  • Joseph Gordon-Levitt is hiding a secret girlfriend from us! [US Weekly]
  • Britney Spears’ Vegas residency is already wildly popular. Which reminds me, Winona, when are we buying tickets?! [TMZ]
  • New couple alert: Derek Hough from “Dancing With The Stars” is dating Nina Dobrev. [US Weekly]
  • I don’t want to think about all the diseases Miley Cyrus can catch by indiscriminately licking things. [Jezebel]
  • Tom Hiddleston reading Shakespeare pushes all kinds of nerd buttons. [IndieWire]
  • The California bill to protect the children of celebrities from paparazzi, which was supported by Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner, was signed into law yesterday. [New York Daily News]
  • Here’s Madonna singing a cover of Elliot Smith’s “Between The Bars” in protest of the prison industrial complex. [Flavorwire]
  • Amelia is so ashamed of herself for only getting four out 10 right on Buzzfeed’s “Who Said It: Saul Berenson Or Saul Goodman?” quiz. [Buzzfeed]

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[Image via In Touch]