Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 23-29, 2013

Libra (September 23-October 22): Your body and mind will be operating on two different wavelengths and as much as you may feel active, your brain may find a way to hold you back. Yes, this will make you one lazy lay, but no matter, because there is luck in your partnerships now. So, whether it’s a dependable booty call or your boo, trust they will be able to hold up your end as well as theirs.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): This week, you’ll feel misunderstood and with good reason. The people around you now are being dense and if you try to change them (which is impossible), they’ll only frustrate you. So, this may be the time to slink back into that happy corner of your mind, the place you feel safest. Otherwise, trying to make any sense of what is going on out here will just disturb you more.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You can believe it or not, but you are intimidating, and currently, there’s someone that’s feeling the shade and acting out in weird ways. If you think in details, you will be able to recognize the signs. Of course, it’s totally immature, yet it’s also endearing. Yes, a conundrum of feelings that’ll leave you wondering if you should slap it or hit it.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): This week, you’ll have had it with the small talk and will be ready to go for the jugular. So, avoid putting yourself into situations you know you can easily get hotheaded in, because this isn’t a week to get blood on your hands. Sure, there will be more rudeness to rage against than the norm, but using compassion to conquer and divide will better suit your purpose.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): If you’ve got it, share it. Don’t be cheap with your finances or time when it comes to the person you’re the closest with now. Sure, having to step into play some kind of weird mommy role isn’t so sexy, but whatever, you’re a progressive kind of girl and you know there are times you just have to go beyond your own boundaries for someone you care for.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You have an original twist to how you think about love and relationships, and you’re not a girl that thinks beige. Nope, you’re one that sees and lives for life in Technicolor 3-D HD. You want to be able to get close and love every nuance. For you, it’s just about being able to love fully and if someone can’t understand that, realize they are not really seeing you.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’re going to have to put your ear to the ground and listen for the signs. Information will be swirling about you now, and it won’t be the kind you can see with your eyes. Of course, realize that there’s a reason why others are communicating in such covert ways. So, if you smell a rat, know you’re right.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): When your Type-A tendencies spring up now, kick them back down. Trust everything will have a natural order, despite life not syncing up with your needs. Yes, practicality won’t be of use and you’ll have to adapt. So, take a deep breath and be willing to see there are several ways to the same destination and they can all feel just as good.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): This week is going to be one of those weirdo times when you can learn something freaky about your honey that you didn’t see coming. Don’t worry; this will tend to be more hysterical than horrifying. Seems there are a few vulnerable spots you never saw and once you find them, you’ll see that you’re not the only certifiable one in your duo.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): You don’t need poetry and flowers to show you love someone, but it doesn’t mean that special someone in your life won’t want to see that side of you. Yes, time to soften up your defenses and realize you have to make the moves to make romance a priority again. If you create that energy, it will come … and so shall you.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Others aspire to be around you, because your loyalty is gold. Too bad getting back the same can be hard now. Yes, this won’t be an easy time, as it’ll seem as if you have to carry the weight of the world on your shoulders. That’s not to say that others don’t have your back; but it’s not just integrity you need now, as much as it is intelligence to work beside you.

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Money issues are going to work themselves out in your relationship and while it won’t be perfect, it will suffice for now. So, ease off on putting any more pressure into the situation, as it is what it is for now. Plus, if you go any further with it, it’ll only wind up turning into a blame game and from there, a bloodbath can ensue.  Whatever, make love trump cash.