Now You Can Have Sex With A Likeness Of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina!

Amelia McDonell-Parry / September 23, 2013

Oh my god, aren’t you excited? “Back Door Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham is apparently looking to capitalize on the success of her sex tape with porn star James Deen by selling fuckable replicas of her lady parts. According to Radar Online, Abraham is releasing her own line of sex toys, and in addition to the pocket pussy, Farrah also had her surgically enhanced breasts molded as well. Cameras were there, naturally, and in the promotional video (watch it here), Farrah explains, “Hey, so I think I’m taking sex symbol to a whole new level today. I’m at Topco, which is, like, the fourth biggest in the nation adult toy sales manufacturer, So now I’m going to have a whole, like, sex line. People are going to jack off to me. This is crazy.”

Indeed. I have always wanted to know what goes into making a mold of one’s vulva — just kidding, no I haven’t — and this screenshot alone is providing me with LULZ for days. I must admit, while I don’t want a molded Farrah vag for sexual purposes, I would display one in my home as a conversation starter. Topco, hook it up! [Huffington Post; Radar Online]