Beyoncé & Jay Z Pose For Carter Family Portraits … Well, Not Really

  • Hahaha, this Tumblr that Photoshops Jay Z, Beyoncé and their friends’ faces onto great works of art is my everything. Botticelli might be rolling over in his grave, but I think “Birth Of Beyoncé” is amazing. [Carter Family Portraits]
  • “Scandal” creator Shonda Rhimes is the new mama of a baby girl. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • Nick Carter says Paris Hilton was a bad influence on him. You don’t say! He also revealed he used to drink a bottle of vodka a night, as well as take cocaine and Ecstacy. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Liam Hemsworth was photographed making out with his hot Mexican rebound, Eiza Gonzalez. Somebody’s moving on. [US Weekly]
  • Nintendo creator Hiroshi Yamauchi died in Japan at age 85. [New York Times]
  • This ethically questionable art show depicts topless photos of attractive young women with serious mental disorders. [VitaminW]
  • Check out “The Kiss,” the first film shot using Google Glass. [YourTango]
  • Nerdapalooza is a music festival featuring “nerd music” like They Might Be Giants. [Laughing Squid]
  • Embattled butter lover Paula Deen has been given her very own Female Force comic book, among with the likes of Hillary Clinton and Sarah Palin. [The Daily Beast]
  • “Bridesmaids” star Chris O’Dowd broke his foot while drunk. [Herald IE]
  • Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day landed his first starring film role in the upcoming indie drama, “Like Sunday, Like Rain,” alongside Leighton Meester. [Rolling Stone]
  • Nicolas Cage pillowcases are so creepy they should be illegal. [AV Club]
  • Snooki is thinking of getting a boob job. [People]

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[Photo: Carter Family Portraits]