Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 16-22, 2013

Virgo (August 23-September 22): Your closest relationship is going to be getting crazy, as major emotions pour in and have you seeing your situation from all sorts of bizarre angles. The good news is that you won’t be alone in this matter and with the help of another, you will get clarity. Plus, it’ll be a quick fix when it gets down to it. So, just when you think the end of the world is coming, salvation happens!

Libra (September 23-October 22): Only you can be your own worst enemy now, so don’t stress yourself out over the monotony of life now. Seems you just needs to sort out a few details and then you will be a-ok. However, due to you own psychological pressure, you can run yourself down to the ground unnecessarily. So, pop the vitamin C like candy this week and be as chill as possible.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Another turn of the screw is coming for you, which can include a crazy blindside that you will be able to handle in a very dignified way. This will have you gaining new respect for yourself and allowing you to step forward with your biggest step yet. Yes, you’ll be moving up, out of that old wavelength, and into a newer more vibrant one.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): You’re going to equate an overly emotional someone as a moron this week, as you just won’t be able to see what they are talking about. Not that you are devoid of emotion, but there is only so far down you will go when it comes to staying for a pity party. So, instead just bow out gracefully and let this cycle pass.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): There will be several offers made to you now and it can cloud your judgment on which way to go — which is why it is essential now to close your mind and get to the bottom of it with your heart. This could be a fast or long process, but which ever, understand that you will have to live with this decision for a time to come, which means to be confident about which you choose.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): You’ll be feeling extra moody and it’ll seem as if nothing you do will make you feel comfortable. Yes, even as much money as you throw to whatever you desire, there will be something off in the air. Accept this to be true and just lay off guilting yourself if you do just wish to ride this one out in the comfort of your own bed.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): You’re going to be on top of the world this week, when the tides of luck will be turning your way and you can cash in on some of your karma. Yes, get ready for new opportunities and insight into your life, which bring positive change. Just don’t sabotage yourself; as in thinking offers have strings attached, because they are nothing you can’t handle.

Aries (March 21-April 19): You’re not a lady that gets daunted by manipulation. So, when someone tries to lay on the guilt, steer clear of the drama booby trap. Sure, there are unresolved issues you will face, but there is no reason you have to dive into the gutters of hell to make amends. Sure, humility is nice, but ultimately; loyalty should never have to come across so ugly.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): You’ll finally get a blessing from someone that has been holding out. While you may not of even noticed they were feeling the way they are, it will be interesting to see things in hindsight. Yes, people can hold in the most startling truths, which can get you to wondering what else you don’t know. Of course, why bother with other people’s baggage — because that is all it really will be.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): You have so many things going for you that having a rocky love life now will hardly matter. Of course, by next week, things will start shifting again and it can have you wondering what to wish for next. Yes, you’re in the fast lane now and things can change on a dime — but when all is said and done, you’ll be rolling in everything you wish.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): There’s a price to pay for confronting the truth, but this time round, it won’t cost you as much as it has in the past. Nope, this time around, you’ll be having a major epiphany when it comes to your emotions and ideals. Plus, if you can see that it has taken you a lot of work to get here, then you will finally be ready for the next level of this adventure.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Admit you get off when others envy you. So, no complaining this week, when it seems everyone is chasing you like you’re a celebrity and their the paparazzi.  Yes, enjoy the glamour and power of it all; as your life will have many interesting turns that will make people want the scoop — and feel free to add some spice to your tales, as it is all about presentation now.