Paparazzo Runs Over Nicole Kidman Outside Swanky NYC Hotel

  • Nicole Kidman got hit by a paparazzo on a bike outside the upscale Carlyle Hotel in New York City, knocking her to the ground. Kidman reportedly wasn’t injured by the collision, but she did yell “Ow! Ow!” and hurry back into the hotel. Poor thing! [US Weekly]
  • New couple alert: Ashley Olsen is dating David Shulte, the CEO of the eyewear company Oliver Peoples. [US Weekly]
  • Listen to Fiona Apple cover the song “Pure Imagination” from “Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory.” Let’s agree to pretend it’s for more fabulous reasons than a Chipotle commercial? [Stereogum]
  • At least an Atlanta strip club kicked out the band Mumford & Sons for something other than touching one of the dancers. [TMZ]
  • The kids these days are doing a new drug called “Crazy Clown.” As long as they pipe down and stay off my lawn, I don’t care what they do. [Gothamist]
  • James Franco is now on the cover of William Faulkner’s As I Lay Dying, due to his adaption of the famous novel into a  film. Am I the only one who finds that jarring? [Flavorwire]
  • Why are we not surprised Justin Bieber smokes foul-smelling weed? [TMZ]
  • Lars Von Trier’s new movie “Nymphomaniac” will be five weird hours long. [Black Book Mag]
  • John F. Kennedy and Jacqueline Bouvier got married 60 years ago today — here are some cute, old timey, black-and-white pics. [How About We]
  • On why you should never, ever bring brie to a party. [Slate]

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