Benedict Cumberbatch Survived Kidnapping … 8 Years Ago

  • Benedict Cumberbatch has suddenly decided to share that he was KIDNAPPED back in 2005 while shooting a miniseries in South Africa. Don’t worry, Cumberbitches, he clearly made it out alive. [The Stir]
  • Not only is Dakota Johnson’s boyfriend Jordan Masterson a Scientologist, as I suspected, but he is also estranged from his father, who disconnected from the church nine years ago. SHADY! [Your Tango]
  • This is the cover of Britney Spears’ new single, “Work Bitch.” This bitch is relieved to see Britney working, actually. New album ASAP please! [Celebuzz]
  • Beyonce and Jay Z supposedly spent $30K on booze during their five-day Mediterranean vacation last week because they are my heroes. [Evil Beet Gossip]
  • Is a Paula Patton and Robin Thicke divorce on the horizon? I’m calling bullshit on this rumor. [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
  • Hey, here are 12 chivalry tips from a woman who was in the “Blurred Lines” video, because I guess having Robin Thicke perv on you makes you an expert in how NOT to be chivalrous. [Ask Men]
  • Hello Kitty beer? HELLO KITTY BEER! [The Mary Sue]
  • Have we talked yet about how Jenny McCarthy is dating Donnie Wahlberg from NKOTB? This is both weird to me and perfectly sensical. [The Blemish]
  • This may be the internet’s most popular recipe … find out what it is! [Newser]