Jessica Biel Changed Her Last Name To Timberlake

  • It took almost a year, but a source said Jessica Biel has officially changed her last name to Timberlake. She’ll continue using Jessica Biel professionally, though. [Life & Style]
  • Kate Middleton and baby George were photographed in a McDonald’s parking lot with Prince William’s former nanny. Guess they’re using some help after all? [New York Daily News]
  • Also, Kate supposedly isn’t happy that Prince Harry is dating a gorgeous blonde named Cressida Bonas, because William used to be in love with Cressy’s half-sister Isabella. Drama, drama, drama. [The Daily Beast]
  • How not to talk about 9/11 on Facebook if you’re a parent. Take notes, AT&T. [Mommyish]
  • Sinead O’Connor got two new tattoos … on her face. [People]
  • Here’s Frank Ocean wearing a T-shirt with Chris Brown’s face on it that says “WANTED! For Domestic Violence.” [The Grio]
  • Laura Dern and musician Ben Harper finalized their divorce. Sad. [TMZ]
  • Wondering how Suri Cruise broke her arm this summer? Doing a cartwheel down a hill in Ohio. Sounds like something we would do while drunk! [Life & Style]
  • What spending a drunken night with David Cross is like. [Uproxx]
  • You know you want to see what the inside of Tumblr founder David Karp’s loft apartment looks like. (Ridic, in case you’re wondering.) [T Magazine]
  • Millennial weenies need Mommy and Daddy to help them in the workplace, too. [WSJ]
  • A nightclub on the Jersey Shore is being fingered for a mumps outbreak. Gross. [Gothamist]
  • Phone sex: it’s still a thing. [Medium]

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