Gwyneth Paltrow Cut Off Schoolbus On Her Vespa

  • Gwyneth Paltrow cut off a school bus on her Vespa with her daughter riding on the backseat. God, don’t those schoolchildren know she is Gwyneth Paltrow?! [TMZ]
  • So, that twerking girl who gets set on fire was a total fake. Jimmy Kimmel engineered the whole thing. [Gawker]
  • You know you were waiting for Madonna to weigh in on the crisis in Syria. [The Wrap]
  • A woman claiming to be Michael Jackson’s ex-lover and the mother of his three children filed for guardianship of Prince, Paris and Blanket. [Fox News]
  • Why breaking up with a gay BFF gets so ugly. [Cosmopolitan]
  • Splitting from Robert Pattinson is causing Kristen Stewart to lose her hair! Or something. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Does “The Newsroom” creator Aaron Sorkin get more sexist every year? [Salon]
  • “EXTRA” host Mario Lopez and his wife Courtney welcomed a baby boy named Dominic in LA on Monday. Mazel tov! [US Weekly]
  • Prince William likes to listen to crickets on his iPhone. [The Daily Beast]
  • This chick had a year of self-imposed celibacy and lived to tell about it. [Queer Fat Femme]
  • The Situation blames an injury on “Dancing With The Stars” for his prescription pill addiction. [TMZ]

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