Obviously, I’m obsessed with RuPaul’s new web series “RuPaul Drives,” where he picks up different celebs and gives them rides home. In this week’s episode, Courtney Stodden is his passenger of honor. These two in car together are just as entertaining as you’d expect. Ru offers her some fatherly advice — like, he thinks that she should do a web series about pancakes, emulate Marilyn Monroe’s career (minus the early death, presumably) and get “that muthafucking check” by making a movie like “Elvira Mistress of the Dark,” only starring Courtney. You can always count on Ru to give his squirrelfriends solid advice.
In return, Courtney offers some priceless soundbites about how smart she is, yet she managed to have no idea that marrying her husband would turn into a media storm and how she feels blessed when the paparazzi follow her around. Oh, and in case you didn’t figure it out, her puppy Dourtney is her and her husband’s fame name. Doug + Courtney. Get it? Brilliant. [WOW]