I was at the nail salon flipping thought the latest issue of Us Weekly, featuring Jessica Simpson’s adorable little towheads, when I stumbled across this photo of baby Maxwell with the caption, “Maxwell is starting to talk a little!” She’s doing more than starting to talk. She’s starting to show off her magical, flying powers. God, please tell me she’s wearing one of those baby harnesses or was she Photoshopped in the sky. Surely no respecting photographer would allow Eric Johnson to toss his child that high in the air. I demand answers.