Your Friskyscopes For The Week Of September 2-8, 2013

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Virgo (August 23-September 22): This is your week to get a fresh start in some way, shape or form, even if it’s just clean sheets. A new something will be what will bring you into a whole new state of mind. Yes, it’s one of those weeks where a complete game changer have you reaching for more than you ever thought you wanted.

Libra (September 23-October 22): Nobody is going to read your mind, so don’t let the past repeat itself by keeping silent about what you’re thinking. Besides, you’re in a new situation and it’ll require ingenuity to maneuver around. Yes, use your imagination. In fact, let it run away with itself. If anything, allowing yourself to see grand visions will be your ticket to a newfound happiness.

Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Whatever you’ve been hoping for is going to show up. However, instead of thinking it means everything you want it to mean, scale back on the expectations and see it for what it is — a circumstance that could be a coincidence. Otherwise, filling your head with potential could be a self-sabotage that won’t win you any sympathy from the people around you or the universe.

Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Finally, a break is going to come and you’ll be able to work your influence in a way that has everyone wanting more of you. Yes, bask in the admiration, as you’ll deserve every bit of it. However, don’t waste too much time dawdling in the limelight. There is work to do to back up the hype. Ensure that you are that good of a thing.

Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Logic isn’t always so linear. So, prepare, as all will turn upside down — working out even the most bizarre situations. Yes, what confuses you or even frightens you will get clear and begin to make sense. Sure, there will be moments you’ll need suspension of disbelief, but when all falls into place, you’ll not only become a believer in the impossible, but its #1 advocate.

Aquarius (January 20-February 19): Who cares what anybody thinks? Deep down it really doesn’t change how you feel about how you want to live your life. If anything, get others to think like you now and clear up murky lines of communication. For now, whoever is the loudest will get their way, so there is no reason you can’t just turn up your volume and seize the power.

Pisces (February 20-March 20): Emotions that you never thought you had are going to wash over you and give you a sense of peace you’ve always wanted. You’ll finally see the light when it comes to some situation you thought should be one way, but fate will see another. Either or, you will be at the height of your happiness when the results come in and you process it all.

Aries (March 21-April 19): While this week seems to be going smoothly, you’ll wonder what is going to give out. However, don’t give into your own conspiracy theories, as it’s not a time when you’ll have to think so deep. Accept this moment as is, because there really is nothing better than setting your mind and body into cruise control and going with the flow.

Taurus (April 20-May 20): Epic excitement is coming and will give you a reason to break out your most scandalous lingerie. Yes, risqué behavior will be on your mind and it’ll be hard not to feel the need to be humping on everything. So, make sure your honey or a hot someone is at your beck and call. As it goes, it’ll be hard to concentrate on anything else.

Gemini (May 21-June 20): If you want to turn your brain off, do it now. It’ll be the perfect time to get some peace of mind, as overthinking can plague you and what is the point of that? As they say, “Ignorance is bliss,” so make it your motto. After all, clichés aren’t clichés without it being true 1000 times over.

Cancer (June 21-July 22): Although it would be great if everyone could keep it classy, some people just don’t have any, so to expect what isn’t there is hopeless. No matter, because your wit will be able to deal and this is when your nurturing side will come out. While you might not be able to change the world, you can attempt to educate those around you, but remember: Rome wasn’t built in a day.

Leo (July 23-August 22): Even though your mind will be racing a mile a minute, your body won’t be keeping up as well. So, accept you’ll be a beat or two behind now. While the intensity will be making you frustrated at the circumstances, don’t waste that time on reacting to it. Keep that sense of humor intact and know nothing really needs to be that serious now.

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