Lamar Odom Arrested For A DUI

  • Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” early Friday morning and has lost his license because he refused to take a drug test. This comes after serious rumors that the basketball star and husband of Khloe Kardashian is battling substance abuse issues. [TMZ; Just Jared]
  • Oh no! Little Suri Cruise broke her arm. Surely some high-ranking Scientologist can use their superior mental powers to heal the break, right? [People]
  • You know you want to watch Farrah Abraham’s super awkward “Days Of Our Lives” audition. [Us Weekly]
  • Why Kim Kardashian will make a great mother — according to her sex tape. [Popdust]
  • “Saturday Night Live”‘s Jay Pharoah does Kanye West better than Kanye West does Kanye West. []
  • Set your DVRs! Former “Real Housewives of New Jersey” star Danielle Staub will sit down for a one-on-one interview on “Watch What Happens Live” on Bravo on September 8. [Bravo TV]
  • Nooooo, “Bachelorette” “winner” Chris Siegfried has a book of poetry out and some of Desiree Hartsock’s poems are included to, noooooo. [Jezebel]
  • If the idea of Ben Affleck as “Batman” isn’t horrible enough, MTV has managed to come up with seven reasons why Justin Timberlake should star opposite him as “The Riddler.” [MTV]