A Critical Development In Snack Technology

The description on these mitten-like hand truck shovels says, “Turn your tyke into the action figure of his dreams with an ingenious, slip-on shovel that lets him bulldoze through playtime! Ideal for unleashing the joys of backyard building, beach digging and sister teasing. Bring them to the beach for easy scooping and sand-castle building. HandTrux shovel made of ABS plastic in the USA.”

This is not at all what these Handtrux should be used for. Trust me.

No, no. These Handtrux are designed for eating all the snacks at parties. Friends, get ready, because you are about to have your party snack situation decimated by my HandTrux. Sorry! (Not sorry). [Uncommon Goods]

Tags: party, snacks, toys