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13 Of Our Favorite #NSAPickupLines

NSA Pickup Lines

Leave it to the American public to turn invasion of privacy into satire. Since The Wall Street Journal  ran a story last week about how the NSA occasionally uses its eavesdropping power to spy on love interests (spycraft label: LOVEINT), #NSAPickupLines have been sweeping Twitter. Obviously, we had to roundup some of the best ones after the jump. The jokes are writing themselves, so if you think of anymore, please share them in the comments.

1. “I’ll always listen to you. Always.”

2. “I’d tap that.”

3. “You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?”

4. “You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.”

5. “I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.”

6. “Roses are red, violets are blue, the code fro your phone is 6492.”

7. “If I said you had a beautiful body, EFF could hold it against me [in court].”

8. “So you come here often. That’s not a question.”

9. “I know exactly where you’ve been all my life.”

10. “Just relax while I unzip your files.”

11. “Are you a FISA violation? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.”

12. “What’s a nice girl like you doing in a keyword search like this?”

13. “Tell me something I don’t already know about you.”

[NPR]
[WSJ]

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