Zut Alors, “Amelie” To Become A Musical

  • “Amelie,” the twee 2001 film starring Audrey Tatou, is set to become a stage musical. Mais non! I don’t approve of this. Did that movie even have songs in it? [Los Angeles Times]
  • All charges in the racial discrimination and sexual harassment lawsuit against Paula Deen have now been thoroughly dismissed. I’m still not quire sure how this happened. [TMZ]
  • Nicholas Hoult and Jennifer Lawrence went on a picnic in the park, read books and drank Champagne. Stars, they’re just like us! And I’m not being sarcastic this time. [How About We]
  • Here’s what Prince William and Kate Middleton’s thank you cards look like. Fancy, basically. [People]
  • Eva Longoria and boyfriend-of-four-months Ernesto Arguello are dunzo. [US Weekly]
  • Alec Baldwin is about to become a dad again — his wife Hilaria Thomas reportedly checked into the hospital today to give birth. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Curious about TV’s highest paid stars? Judge Judy, Ashton Kutcher on “Two & A Half Men,” Jon Stewart and the stars of “The Big Bang Theory” all come out on top.  [TV Guide]
  • A fox stole a cell phone … and started texting. [Geekosystem]

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