We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Exorcised A Ghost From A Woman’s Vagina With His Penis

By: Ami Angelowicz / August 22, 2013

Dear Huang Jianjun,

I know you take your ghostbusting extremely seriously. Killing ghosts has been your passion since you saw “Ghostbusters” in the ’80s. I’ve always wanted to be supportive of you and your dreams, so I refrained from telling you that I thought your idea to start a ghostbusting business was absurd. What can I say? I was tired of you sitting around all day watching watching succubus porn and drinking Mountain Dew, so I lied and told you to start your business. I wanted that imprint of your ass off my couch. I realize now that was a mistake. You used your business as an excuse to have sex with an unsuspecting woman. And here I was believing that we never had sex anymore because you weren’t “attracted to sentient beings.” Ha! What a fool I was. I suppose you were lying about not being able to get it up because of your diabetes too.

Yes, Huang, what you did counts as cheating. That bitch who works at the spice shop — A Xin is her name — called police on you. She claimed you charged her more than $3,000 bucks to help her attract her boss who she had a crush on, Allegedly you told her to meet you at a hotel, asked her to strip so you could “examine” her, then convinced her to have sex with you because the ghosts in her vagina were preventing her boss from falling in love with her – ghosts you could only catch with your penis. The hussy bough it and fucked you, woke up the next day and realized that you were a fraud. She doesn’t sound like the brightest bulb in the shed, but I believe her because how could you even make that up?

Huang, you have crossed the line. You are a sick fuck.

Your Ex-Girlfriend,

Ami Angelowicz

[Global Times]