Miley Cyrus Is So Hip Hop, You Guys

Have you heard? Miley Cyrus has discovered hip-hop! She is the first white girl to ever do so. She was totally Lil Kim in a past life —  don’t listen to people who say that makes no sense because Kim is still alive and past lives don’t work that way. They don’t get it. Miley gets it. They don’t give these “Ain’t Nothin’ But A G Thang” tank tops to just anyone, you know. Also, Gwen Stefani called from 1995 and says she wants her baby buns back. [Photo: Splash News]