Well, Dancing Down The Aisle To “Crazy Bitch” Is One Way To Get Married

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That awkward moment when you stand up as the bride starts walking down the aisle, expecting a weepy wedding processional, and instead she bumps and grinds her way through “Crazy Bitch,” a Buckcherry song that was on the “National Lampoon’s Van Wilder” movie soundtrack.

Yeah, if that’s how you feel right now, you might be the wedding guest in the lower right-hand corner with the plaid shirt, covering his child’s ears while this offbeat bride shakes her booty to these lyrics, which were supposedly inspired by the Paris Hilton sex tape:

You’re crazy bitch
But you fuck so good, I’m on top of it
When I dream, I’m doing you all night
Scratches all down my back, come on

Kendra Garber of Perkin Pekin, Illinois, posted this video of her mother — who covered the Buckcherry song herself, apparently — on YouTube and describing it thusly:

“My mom dancing down the isle (sic) doin what she wants having fun and being her”

Well, it was a wedding to remember. You do you, Crazy Bitch!  What a lucky groom. [Uproxx]

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