If You Have Money To Burn, Farrah Abraham Has An Amazon WishList

  • Silver booty shorts, a “fairytale” chandelier and pricy Sur La Table cookware are just a few of the spendy items that erstwhile porn star Farrah Abraham has on her Amazon WishList. Please, won’t you spend your hard-earned money on an MTV reality star? [In Touch]
  • Taylor Swift made a Kanye joke! And a joke about jam. Because, hey, she’s still Taylor Swift. [Crushable]
  • Also, Kanye turned down an offer to judge “American Idol,” fearing it would make him too “mainstream.” He knows he impregnated Kim Kardashian, right? [US Weekly]
  • Controversial theory: Justin Timberlake needs an *NSync reunion more than *NSync needs him. [Slate]
  • Four rules of having a beard, if you are a gentleman who would like to kiss a lady. [How About We]
  • Stop trying to meake “Mean Girls” jokes happen, everyone. Especially you, White House. [The Atlantic Wire]
  • Oprah’s pal Dr. Oz happened to be on the scene and rushed to help a woman after she was hit by a taxi in NYC today. [People]
  • A diet company stole this woman’s photos and claimed she lost 70 lbs. in 30 days. (She didn’t.) [xoJane]
  • How do we feel about these portraits of “the feminine side of masculinity”? I’m not sure I’d call any of these images explicitly “feminine.” [Huffington Post]
  • “I Heart Huckabees” and “9 to 5″ ¬†star Lily Tomlin might get hitched after 42 years with her girlfriend. Good for her! [E! Online]

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