Toilet Dating Sounds Like A Seriously Crappy Idea

Maybe you’ve tried speed dating, hit up a niche online dating site that specializes in gluten free singles, and downloaded Tinder and Grouper without much luck. But sometimes you meet someone where you’d least expect it. Like, the bathroom. We always forget to cruise for dates in the bathroom.

UK dating site DoingSomething is giving their singles the chance to do just that with a new event called Toilet Dating. No, really. Eligible singles are taken on a tour of all of London’s most famous lavatories so they can, I don’t know, break the ice by making jokes about dropping the kids off at the pool or talking about their shittiest dates of all time. Heh, heh.

A spokesman for the site (who might want to consider changing their name to DoodooingSomething) says: “Nothing would be more awkward than having a first date in a toilet … until now. At worst, the daters will have to indulge in some crap chat – but the experience won’t be one they’ll forget in a hurry.” I love crap chat as much as the next gal, but I always save serious scatological conversation for the second date. [Daily Mail UK]