This Is Spencer Pratt’s Beautimous 30th Birthday Cake

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Spencer Pratt birthday cake

Remember little crystal monster Spencer Pratt? The “Hills” villain and his equally irrelevant wife, Heidi Montag, have faded away into obscurity, after trying so very hard to build reality TV careers. The couple is celebrating Pratt’s b-day on August 31 as any loving couple would: With a sponsored birthday party at Crazy Horse Gentleman’s Club in Las Vegas (a strip club so classy they offer a number to call for free limo rides). But in anticipation of the big day, Heidi made a very special birthday cake for Spencer, featuring some of Spencer’s favorite things. They are, in no particular order: “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,” Cool Dude Sun, soccer balls, Nintendo controllers, puppies, LEGOs, karate-chopping palm trees, and girls with big boobs. So basically, Spencer Pratt is a 12-year-old who’s really into toys. Congratulations on your husband, Heidi. [Heidi Montag]

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