We’re Breaking Up: Guy Who Got This Gorilla Tattoo On His Head

By: Winona Dimeo-Ediger / August 15, 2013

Dear Guy Who Got A Gorilla Tattoo On The Back Of His Head,

Listen, I thought our relationship was going pretty well. I thought your bald spot was cute. I really liked your taste in beaded chokers. And then you went to the tattoo parlor, and came back with … this. What am I supposed to do when I wake up in the middle of the night and this thing’s staring at me from your pillow?! Sorry to say it, but we’re gonna have to break up. I hope you and your fearsome head gorilla live happily ever after.

Cordially,
Winona

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