Oh hey, Katy Perry, what you got there? A crushed velvet red dress? Wait a second, that looks familiar … did you take a time machine back to 1993 and steal that out of my closet? Are you wearing the dress I wore to my eighth grade dance? Jesus, Katy Perry, I would have let you borrow it if you’d just asked!
Also, did you manage to drag those two kids standing behind you into the wayback machine, too? What else could explain Jean Vest Ensemble and Tiger Boobs Shirt? [Photo: Fame/Flynet]