August 12: What Are We Wearing Today?

BIG NEWS! I went to the dentist this morning for the first time in seven years — don’t do this, by the way, it is very stupid — and by some sort of miracle or just good genetics, I have no new cavities! Also, not much has changed in dentistry since the last time I went — it is still a viscerally awful experience. No matter what Ami says. Anyway, let’s see what we’re wearing today!