You’re in college. You don’t want to waste any time on loser dudes. Especially loser dudes who don’t appreciate the acting talent and sheer dynamism of Nicolas Cage. Here, Almie explains how to discern a hook up from a hang out, and imbues us with a reminder of just why “Con Air” is such a great movie.
And don’t forget to grab Almie’s awesome new e-book, I Forgot To Be Famous, out now on Thought Catalog!